Chocolate avocado shake for avocado haters

chocolate avocado shake

I hate avocados. They suck.  They taste like grassy…nothing?  And if you cut into them too early they aren’t smooth, but if you cut too late they’re mushy and brown, ugh.  Guacamole is weird and chunky.  And people just slice… Continue Reading

Portable lunches for taking to the gym

portable lunches for taking to the gym

Packing a healthy lunch is hard work.  All the traditional lunch choices, i.e. sandwiches, soups, and salads, get so boring after a while.  The internet teases me with posts like, “40 Salads That Are Great For Lunch!” but they all… Continue Reading

Lemon-garlic tilapia with warm lentils and mozzarella


Geez, what a title.  Though, I guess having a wordy, descriptive title makes me more legit…now I can hang with the other food bloggers.  Until they see my photos and kick me off the internet.  Crappy-camera-phone-in-my-poorly-lit-kitchen-pictures FTW. Anyways. It seems… Continue Reading

Meatless Monday that doesn’t suck//chipotle-lime black beans and rice

chipotle lime black beans and rice

I’m starting to think my house runs on black beans and rice. Every grocery run I pick up more beans, and I don’t know who buys brown rice but it’s always in my pantry…like some vegan elves are enticing me… Continue Reading

Black bean and brown rice burgers (vegetarian/vegan)

black bean and brown rice burgers

Dudes and dudettes, are you wondering what to make for dinner tonight?  Do you love burgers, but hate the fat and cholesterol?  Are you on a budget, and think meat prices are crazy high?  Are you a vegan/vegetarian, wondering how… Continue Reading

Spicy fish tacos + Paloma recipe

spicy fish tacos and a paloma

Dudes.  The worst thing ever is coming home after a long day and having no plan for dinner.  Take-out is often pricey and not great for you, and frozen dinners lack that je ne sais quoi of a legit dinner.… Continue Reading